jack: ew dont do that, u dont know where its been bro
aric: teehee
as he was pocking it, aric noticed that the strange mechanism had a switch on it!!
aric: oooo shiny button. i am going to click it
jack: but what if its a button that will destroy the whole world when you press it!
aric: says who
jack: you make a good point
aric: ok. then i am going to flick the switch.
jack: wait!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna do it with u. can we press the switch at the same time
aric: fo sho
jack scrambled over 2 aric and put his hand on the switch with aric.
jack: ok... three... dos... un......go!!!!
(they both flip the switch at the same time)
then suddenly, BOOM POW BEEP BANG! KERSPLOOSH!
jack: WHAT DID U DO
aric: ME?!?!?!??!???!! WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME FOR SOMETHING WE BOTH DID :(
jack: grr
jack and aric braced themselves for en explosion, but instead of dying instantly, THERE WAS A STRANGE OMINOUS PORTAL!!!! NO, NOT ONE PORTAL!!! THREE PORTALS!
jack and aric: WOAHHHHHHHHHH KOOOOOL
aric: WE SHOULD GO THROUGH ONE
jack: YES DEFINITELY. beats doing homework anyways
aric: but... we have no idea wuts on the other side
jack: beats doing homework anyways lolmao
aric: .....but which portal? :(
jack: hmm.
there were 3 portals in front of them (but i said that already), one red, one green, one blue. (jack: wow!!! rgb!!! | aric: haha nerd | jack: 11.203.56.28)
jack: obviously the red portal must be bad. right
aric: well actually i like the color red so it must be good.
jack: well i like green so that also must be good.
aric: which means that the blue one is the bad one. but i also like blue. grr....
jack: grrrrrr lets just pick one