jack looked over the edge of the hole where he could see arics beady little eyes shrouded in darkness.
jack: ok im about to jump..... here we go..., im about to do it... here i go.... oh man.... about to jump... right now... in this very moment... ok here i go....YIPPEEEEEEE *reaches terminal velocity*
aric: land with ur body spread out so u dont kaboom
jack: ermm ok...
...said jack right as he went SPLAT on the wet cobblestone. "owuch" he sed, "my bones"
aric: lol
jack: shut up nerd
aric: :(
jack: sry abt that ur not a nerd ur perfect. *hugs aric* but also.... where the scallop r we?!?!?!